Newspaper Page

This is the newspaper page:

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13 Responses to Newspaper Page

  1. yankateer says:

    Riddle:
    Q:1 day 2 fathers and 2 sons went fishing. They each caught a fish but they only caught 3 fish. How is that possible?

  2. Flowery Guy says:

    Yankateer please e-mail me the answer

  3. Digie says:

    Cool website

  4. c0median says:

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  5. pokeman1999 says:

    it really works i am a member now! :D

  6. Kyle says:

    The fathers are both fathers yet one is the others father. The 2 sons are the 2 fatrhers sons. I hope you know understand!

  7. yankeeez says:

    The Grandpa is a father.The dad is a father and son.The dad has a son.
    Get it?Me and Yankateers teacher told us that.

  8. puppylove02 says:

    a man walks into a bar with a duck under his arm. the bartender stares at the man and says “where did u get the pig”. the man says “thats no pig. its a duck”. so the bartender replies ” i wasnt talking to u. i was talking to the duck”.

  9. pengui 202 says:

    one way is the trail of death the other is the trail of life there are two brothers who are IDENTICAL in appearance, one of them ALWAYS lies and one of them ALWAYS tells the truth you dont know who is who and you dont know which way to go, so what could you ask one of the brothers that would lead you to the trail of life? WARNING HERE IS THE ANSWER. you ask ask what would your brother say and do the opposite. (think about it for a while)

  10. Sumeyya says:

    lol pengui thats funny
    maybe i would say,
    how old are you?
    ~Sumeyya

  11. frost105 says:

    Riddle:Q: there is this rich couple. The wife sees that her husband is dead, so she asks what they were doing when he was killed. The chef sad “I was cooking breakfast.” The servent said “I was getting a glass of water.” The maid said “I was getting the sunday paper.” A: Who did it the maid! You dont get newspaper on sundays.

    GO TO clubpenguinstreetofcheats.blogspot.com

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